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		<title>1and1 hosting fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[I hate computers... and Internet!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a bit of fun trying to work it out why any page any link on my website suddenly had stopped working. Doesn&#8217;t matter where I click, doesn&#8217;t matter what I&#8217;m putting into address field in my browser &#8211; it shows content of the home page. Website wasn&#8217;t broken(always a good thing), Apache error log [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fully Integrated Google Webmaster tools</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found a hosting provider with this messageon their home page &#8220;Google Webmaster Tools Integrated in all plans&#8221; ! Would you trust hosting provider with this message on their home page? I woul&#8217;d not be surprised one day to find a hosting provider with promo message &#8220;HTML support integrated in all plans&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>1&amp;1 thinks that chrome is an old browser</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tried to open 1&#38;1 control panel from Google Chrome and here you go Event opened preferences to check if i&#8217;m using most up to date version. Do you take this message seriously and install IE instead as they are recomending?]]></description>
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