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1and1 hosting fun

June 25th, 2009 currentlyOffline

Had a bit of fun trying to work it out why any page any link on my website suddenly had stopped working. Doesn’t matter where I click, doesn’t matter what I’m putting into address field in my browser – it shows content of the home page. Website wasn’t broken(always a good thing), Apache error log empty. No changes in last couple of weeks. Weird!

After spending a couple beer pints of time, I’ve found that people at 1and1 have changed something on their side without letting me know…

To be able to have URLs I want… Ok, not that I care about URL’s much, to make search engines happy mostly :) I’m using this trick for custom URL’s with Zend Framework And the reason why it stopped working is that 1and1 is not giving you $_SERVER['PATH_INFO'] any more it just doesn’t exists any more. Had to use other members of $_SERVER

Great :)

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Fully Integrated Google Webmaster tools

April 30th, 2009 currentlyOffline
web hosting jokes

web hosting jokes


Just found a hosting provider with this messageon their home page :)

“Google Webmaster Tools Integrated in all plans” !

Would you trust hosting provider with this message on their home page?

I woul’d not be surprised one day to find a hosting provider with promo message “HTML support integrated in all plans” :)

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1&1 thinks that chrome is an old browser

April 27th, 2009 currentlyOffline

Tried to open 1&1 control panel from Google Chrome and here you go :) Event opened preferences to check if i’m using most up to date version.

Do you take this message seriously and install IE instead as they are recomending? :)

1&1 thinks that Chrome is old

1&1 thinks that Chrome is old

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