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ZenCart and Ultimate SEO URL’s

May 20th, 2009 currentlyOffline

If you are reading this you’ve probably seen this message:

Incorrect integer value: ” for column ‘configuration_group_id’ at row 1 in:
[INSERT INTO `configuration_group` VALUES ('', 'SEO URLs', 'Options for Ultimate SEO URLs by Chemo', '39', '1')]

I had this problem myself. And now I can tell you that there are at least three ways to solve this annoying problem.

Solution 1
pay some money to a to someone for fixing this and go to the pub (if you still have some money left).

Solution 2
buy a SEO module that works and go to the pub (if you still have some money left).

Solution 3

  • open includes/classes/seo.install.php with your favourite editor.
  • find function install_settings()
  • Change line $insert_group = “INSERT INTO `”.TABLE_CONFIGURATION_GROUP.”` VALUES (”, ‘SEO URLs’, ‘Options for Ultimate SEO URLs by Chemo’, ‘”.$next_sort.”‘, ’1′)”; to “INSERT INTO `”.TABLE_CONFIGURATION_GROUP.”` VALUES (‘”.$next_sort.”‘, ‘SEO URLs’, ‘Options for Ultimate SEO URLs by Chemo’, ‘”.$next_sort.”‘, ’1′)”;
  • save the file
  • open your Zen Cart again

It should work now. If it does, go to the pub.
If it’s not(very likely) and if you are still getting “Incorrect integer value” errors, find a function SEO_URL_INSTALLER right at the top of the file and change all lines that have something like this: “INSERT INTO `”.TABLE_CONFIGURATION.”` VALUES (”, to something like this: “INSERT INTO `”.TABLE_CONFIGURATION.”` VALUES (LAST_INSERT_ID()+”.$x.”,

It should work now. If it does, go to the pub(you’ve saved some money today). If not, write a comment with as much detail as possible and come back later – you might find my reply on how to fix it ;)

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Fully Integrated Google Webmaster tools

April 30th, 2009 currentlyOffline
web hosting jokes

web hosting jokes


Just found a hosting provider with this messageon their home page :)

“Google Webmaster Tools Integrated in all plans” !

Would you trust hosting provider with this message on their home page?

I woul’d not be surprised one day to find a hosting provider with promo message “HTML support integrated in all plans” :)

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1&1 thinks that chrome is an old browser

April 27th, 2009 currentlyOffline

Tried to open 1&1 control panel from Google Chrome and here you go :) Event opened preferences to check if i’m using most up to date version.

Do you take this message seriously and install IE instead as they are recomending? :)

1&1 thinks that Chrome is old

1&1 thinks that Chrome is old

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