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		<title>Google Checkout logo not showing on Zen Cart checkout page?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 20:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a funny one and might save you some time If you&#8217;re trying to install Google Checkout module to you ZenCart store and just can&#8217;t see checkout button, there is one thing you should check. It&#8217;s not your fault ( just a little bit ) I guess many of us are so used to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gmail is down &#8230; again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How sad Tried to open every couple minutes and the only thing i get is 502 server error]]></description>
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		<title>1and1 hosting fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a bit of fun trying to work it out why any page any link on my website suddenly had stopped working. Doesn&#8217;t matter where I click, doesn&#8217;t matter what I&#8217;m putting into address field in my browser &#8211; it shows content of the home page. Website wasn&#8217;t broken(always a good thing), Apache error log [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ZenCart and Ultimate SEO URL&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 23:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>currentlyOffline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are reading this you&#8217;ve probably seen this message: Incorrect integer value: &#8221; for column &#8216;configuration_group_id&#8217; at row 1 in: [INSERT INTO `configuration_group` VALUES ('', 'SEO URLs', 'Options for Ultimate SEO URLs by Chemo', '39', '1')] I had this problem myself. And now I can tell you that there are at least three ways [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fully Integrated Google Webmaster tools</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found a hosting provider with this messageon their home page &#8220;Google Webmaster Tools Integrated in all plans&#8221; ! Would you trust hosting provider with this message on their home page? I woul&#8217;d not be surprised one day to find a hosting provider with promo message &#8220;HTML support integrated in all plans&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>1&amp;1 thinks that chrome is an old browser</title>
		<link>http://www.currentlyoffline.co.uk/2009/04/27/1and1-and-google-chrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>currentlyOffline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tried to open 1&#38;1 control panel from Google Chrome and here you go Event opened preferences to check if i&#8217;m using most up to date version. Do you take this message seriously and install IE instead as they are recomending?]]></description>
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		<title>BidVertiser and their &#8220;geographic targeting&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>currentlyOffline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I though I&#8217;ll drop a line &#8211; who knows, somebody might click on 500th page on google&#8217;s serps. It&#8217;s about geo targeting of Bidvertiser. Recently they were offering $20  of free clicks. So I&#8217;ve tried with one of my websites. It&#8217;s ok if you are targeting US market &#8211; it&#8217;s cheap, it brings you real [...]]]></description>
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